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1. (fag hag) (2451↑, 514↓)
You Are A True Fag Hag If... -You are a straight girl who has a best friend who is gay and spends a lot of time together -You would rather go to a gay club than a straight club -Your fag gave you your own drag name -You know all the gay guys at the local gay bar -You fag takes you shopping for mac makeup and then puts it on you -Your hair and makeup are always flawless -You dress up in his drag gear on saturday night or dress in drag together -You even dance with all the fags on stage when Britney Spears comes on -You learned to vouge from watching your fag -You fall in love with your fag (which is a bad thing) -You try to convert your fag (this will only ruin your relationship with him) And lastly... you find your self not being able to live without him because you have so much fun with him.

A Stright girl who shares these experiences

2. (fag hag) (1139↑, 214↓)
A staight woman who loves the company of the gay male community, such as drag shows, and going to gay bars. She also has a best friend that is gay and the have everything in a hetro relationship except the sex part. And they share what best girlfriends have incomon. Most often the gay men she hangs out with ecspcially if she is beautiful are attracted to her, but the attraction is only them admiering her beauty and the drag queens want to be her. And her main fag is usually very proud to have her as a hag. And a true fag hag isn't ashamed to admit who she is.

Joshua and Marie are best friends.But Joshua is gay, and Marie is straight. She spends a lot of time with him, they go out to gay bars together, he does her hair, she takes care of him, and they even scope out guys for eachother, and even go out in drag together. He loves his hag and she loves her fag. And that a fag hag

3. (Fag Hag) (1073↑, 472↓)
Also known as Fruit Fly and Queer Dear. This is a woman who prefers the company of gay men because she recognizes their effervesence, incisive wit, and sheer brilliance regarding the human condition. This woman appreciates the fact that gay men know how to drill down to the bittersweet core of an issue and make light of it where necessary, and simultaneously make dark humor of it where otherwise necessary. It is a gift that comes from being an outsider: rather than lying down and taking a beating, as some do, the exaulted gay man rises from the ashes and finds the ridiculous glory in being an outsider. In this endeavor, he seeks the company of a woman, and she of him...because regardless of intentions, women and men enjoy the company of those who feel "right" to each other. Because this type of woman is generally spoiled by the general delightfulness of gay men, she may scorn straight men for their lack of personality and overall dullness.

She had a boring but biologically necessary momentary sexual encounter with a straight man named "Todd," but she soon grew bored of his attention and longed to be encircled in the warm and safe womb of the gay bar. "I must tend to my mother," she told him, as she eyed the clock and noted that it was 1:10 am. In her mind, she calculated and realized she still had time to make it to the bar and hook up with some boys who would eventually stay until dawn and entertain her bottomless need to be intellectually and emotionally stimulated. In light of this, she deftly dressed herself, and buffed and fluffed her makeup in this Todd's sticky dank bathroom. She then politely delivered a well-placed kiss upon the former object of her desire, and hailed the first cab in sight. She knew with utmost assurity, after all, that straight men are for sex; gay men are for love.

4. (fag hag) (498↑, 136↓)
n. A woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.

Why don't more fag hags hang out with my roommate?

Author: The Grammar Nazi http://fag-hag.urbanup.com/5855
5. (fag hag) (328↑, 118↓)
A female whose primary relationship is a non-sexually oriented one with a homosexual man. Concept popularized by TV sitcom "Will & Grace". Stereotyped as spending entire conversations discussing makeup, potential dates, cute office boys, and gossip.

Shoosh, fag hag\!

6. (fag hag) (281↑, 127↓)
A woman who is extremely comfortable around members of any sexual orientation, especially that of homosexual and bisexual males, but she herself, is generally heterosexual (not always) and enjoys the benefits of friendsips with the members of the opposite sex, without the underlying sexual tension that normally is present between a male and female who might enjoy sleeping with one another.

Kat: There is nothing wrong with my preoccupation with homosexuals. Matt: But I think it's borderlining onlesbianism. Kat: Sorry, but your out of luck on your threesome fantasy, I'm a faghag, not a lesbian\!

7. (fag hag) (283↑, 150↓)
Any straight woman who, for some reason, happens to spend a lot of time around gay men.

"I go to the gay bar because I don't get hit on there." "No, you go to the gay bar because you're a fag hag\!"

8. (fag hag) (101↑, 62↓)
fag hag is a girl who is a gay man's best female friend, they shop together, oogle over guys together, and tend to gravitate toward eachother in terms of friendship

Kylee enjoys being friends with Brad becuase he wont ever try to get in her pants. Kylee is a fag hag.

9. (fag hag) (63↑, 37↓)
A woman with an intense, gripping, white knuckle fear of rejection that has led her to spend all of her time with men who have no reason to reject her sexually. This behavior gives the woman a false sense of security for as long as she and her "fag" engage in thoroughly demolishing each other's chances at forming real romantic relationships.

Hag: Omigod, Tim called me at 9:15 last night instead of 9:00\! What was he doing for those fifteen minutes? Fag: Probably cheating on you, girlfriend\! You don't need him. Text him a Dear John and we can go shopping\! Hag: What would I do without you? It pays to be a fag hag\!

Author: Peppermint Swirl http://fag-hag.urbanup.com/3766933
10. (fag hag) (80↑, 56↓)
Homosexual men are just like any other men in that although they share similiarities, in reality they each have their own individual personality. In that case, a fag hag is simply a girl best friend of any homosexual male. She may or may not have other friends who are homosexual. Just becuase she is a fag hag to one homosexual guy does not mean she will automatically be attracted to other homosexual men in terms of friendship. Some fag hag relationships will last forever, just as other friendships do, they are not merely a phase. Usually a girl will become friends with a homosexual male, not because of his sexual orientation but because she is attracted to his personality and vice versa.

The relationship between a fag and his hag can be generalised by some characteristics. They have a deep understanding and love for each other, sometimes deeper than that between sexual partners because both parties know their love ultimately stems from personality and is not tainted by sexual desire. They will always be protective of each other because although he doesn't want his fag hag (in a sexual way), he doesn't want anyone else to have her either.

11. (Fag Hag) (31↑, 8↓)
A woman who likes the company of gay men. It can be affectionate or offensive, depending on the usage.

"I totally only have gay friends, im a total Fag Hag" (Usually said whilst lusting over their gay best friend that they secretly love in a gay bar)

12. (fag hag) (85↑, 67↓)
Female that enjoys the company of homosexual males.

Grace is Will's fag hag.

13. (fag hag) (74↑, 60↓)
A woman who enjoys the company of gay men. They can often be mistaken for a married couple... because simply spending that much time together they gain a friendship which is very close to a married relationship. Because like a married relationship they love eachother, while they can't stand eachother, and there is no sex.

Hag: "OMG\! You are such a mean bitch\! You have no feelings\!" Fag: "Oh really... well you are an over-emotional whiny bitch\!" Hag: "God I hate you\!" Fag: "Fine if you feel that way... I get the diamonds... you can keep the kids\!" Hag: "Ummm... we're not married... we are too broke to have diamonds... and there are no kids\!" Fag: "Oh yeah... sorry... felt like I was married for a moment." Hag: "It's okay..." Fag: "You want to go scoop out some hot boys?" Hag: "Sure." Fag: "You know I love ya fag hag\! And you can't deny you love your fag\!" Hag: "No I can't\! Love you too\!" Actual fight with my fag... I'm a self admitted fag hag... and well... I love it\!\!

Author: Dani Girl Fag Hag http://fag-hag.urbanup.com/1582485
14. (fag hag) (87↑, 77↓)
(n.) One who follows a homosexual guy for lack of own social life or out of extreme love. A hag is an exclusively heterosexual woman, often a young teenage girl, who is attached to her "fag" to the point of making frequent phone calls, excessive texting, nights out in gay bars, clubbing, shopping trips, spa trips, trips abroad, and sometimes even getting a joint mortgage. The hag has the ultimate power to veto dates, grade outfits, disillusion insecurities of her "fag". The relationship between a hag and her "fag" is sacred, characterised by extraordinary protectiveness. Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".

Julie is out shopping with Jamie; what a fag hag\!

15. (fag hag) (39↑, 31↓)
Female friend of a homosexual male. Typically incapable of dealing with heterosexual males, the fag hag acts like the gay guy's girlfriend without actually having sex with him. Examples of such behaviour include hugging or linking arms with the gay guy, dragging him onto dancefloors while he is trying to seduce someone, and having an emotional breakdown whenever said gay guy looks dangerously close to going home with someone else. Fag hags are extremely insecure about their "friendship" and will not tolerate competition for their gay guy's time or attention. Gay guys have faghags because they make them feel emotionally stable by comparison and can be guaranteed never to have other plans when they need someone to go out with, but will generally ditch them as soon as they can find someone to pound their poopchute and won't make them watch Desperate Housewives until they lapse into a coma.

Mark's fag hag totally rapes Mark's social life.

16. (fag hag) (8↑, 1↓)
There is a very big difference among "gay friendly" women. Here are the three main categories: [FAG HAG] = A straight woman who likes to be around gay men because they make her feel special, desired and beautiful. Usually she is none of the three. You may think she is a good friend, and she may be friendly enough (and intense), but never forget this: it is all about HER. (EXAMPLE: Joan Rivers) [FRUIT FLY] = A straight woman who sincerely loves to have fun with gay men. She loves the freedom she can have with a gay man without the sexual tension of friendship with a straight man. You tend to see each other as "girlfriends." She is often pretty, attractive and maybe even beautiful. (EXAMPLE: Sharon Stone) [QUEEN BEE] = A straight woman who cannot get a straight man in her life, so she attaches herself to a gay man and owns him. She may not even particularly like gays, but you are the one man she can control, and control you she will. In time she will alienate many of your friends and before you know where you are you will realize that you have no life apart from her. Some may even be perceived (wrongly) to have a mean streak. Really mean women do not like gay men, or men in general for that matter. (EXAMPLE: Martha Stewart) Now as to [HOMO HONEY], I cannot comment. Perhaps it is a generational thing. (EXAMPLE: Lady Gaga?)

Look at HER\! Artistic couture, flawless make-up application, fat but with perfectly fitting clothes... She MUST be a [fag hag]. No ordinary woman could be put together so well with so little.

17. (Fag Hag) (23↑, 17↓)
A woman who keeps the company of mainly gay men, and puts their needs above her own and anyone she is currently dating. This type of woman also though will deny it wants to secretly sleep with their GBFF (Gay Best Friend Forever). Also the relationship between her and her "fag" boarders on the creepy almost too close for comfort side.

For more information on Fag Hags see "The Object of My Affection."

18. (Fag hag) (7↑, 2↓)
A female friend in which most homosexual men confide in and vice verse. Generally the closest non-sexual girlfriend with who you check out guys, go shopping, adam-tease, bitch about your competitions and cry when u have a broken heart. Fag hag could be your sister, a cousin you are close to, friend or may be just a colleague who is gaylerant (gay-tolerant).

Tommy and his fag hag are coming over for dinner.

19. (Fag hag) (4↑, 1↓)
a Woman/girl who would rather spend time with him then a straight male. She also has a best friend that is gay and the have everything in a hetro relationship except the sex part. :)

Prefect example of a Fag Hag: Cybele

20. (Fag hag) (16↑, 13↓)
A woman whose gay best friend is the best part of her. Without her gay best friend, said woman really has nothing else going for her.

Doug: Hey who's that loser friend of yours who keeps hanging around. Liam: Ugh, that's just our fag hag. She's got nothing else going on.

21. (fag hag) (14↑, 11↓)
Women who really enjoy the company of homosexual men. Teenage fag hags are very immature in sharp contrast to adult fag hags. These teenage girls really only use their fag as an accessory and only use stereotypically effeminate homosexual boys. If they meet a fag who is not a flaming queen (which is the majority of them), they accuse them of lying about being a fag in an attempt to get into their pants or something of that effect in the most ignorant way known to man. This is because they want a fag friend like the ones seen on TV: a girl-friend guy who enjoys shopping, fashion, make-up, talking about their feelings, and other girly stuff when in reality most homosexual and bisexual boys are just regular Joes but no one knows that becuase they are not recognized as homo/bi by appearance. Adult fag hags are usually more mature and look for a friendship with a male without the risk of being sexually wanted by the male. The man is not neccessarily the guy-girl-friend and maybe be straight acting.

Teenage fag hags think all gay boys listen to Madonna and shop at Gucci and talk in lisps; what dumb bimbos.

22. (Fag hag) (151↑, 148↓)
An oft maligned term used to describe the deliciously complicated, emotionally rich relationship (albeit platonic...well sometimes...see "fag hag shag") that exists between a gay man and a heterosexual woman (occasionally a "made lesbian". Let's not forget the "made lesbians"\! It took a long painful journey for us to arrive at this final destination, so let's savor the vicarious shout out in this definition.) The fag hag relationship is so synergistic and perfect that it should serve as the utopian model for all heterosexual relationships. Ideal characteristics include but are not limited to: unconditional love and understanding, unflinching honesty, and let's not forget fidelity and abject loyalty (oops, the chip that is missing in all heterosexual males.) One never has to worry about a gay man "cheating" on his fag hag. To the contrary, the fag hag is the emotional complement to a gay man's psyche (aside from a gay man's mother-either dead or alive.) Benefits include: tutorials in haute couture, interior decorating and party-planning as well as personal tips on beauty and grooming (every woman could use a personal stylist now and then\!) While the pitfalls are few, the fag hag must invest a great deal of time and energy digesting the personal (sometimes all too personal\!?) details of her gay man's sex life, whilst not possessing a fulfilling and enriching sex life of her own, or one at all\! But it's all worth the time and effort expended as the rewards are great in nature and kind-an enduring partnership that is rooted in mutual respect and love (and let's not forget-it's NON-JUDGMENTAL.)

"As Dorothy, John's fag hag, gently caressed his sweaty brow as he lie quietly whimpering in the ER after a left testicle manual detorsion, she sweetly whispered in his ear, "I told you to lay off the Lazy Susan."

23. (Fag Hag) (4↑, 4↓)
A girl who unknowingly or compulsively collects gays. Also has a strong gay-dar to seek out more to collect. A name usually said about her behind her back.

Mom: So i see you have another one? Tam: Another what? Mom: -Snicker- well it okay if you like to collect them. you know some kids collect baseball cards. make up, or even pez despinsers. but i'm all for it if you want to collect gays and be a Fag Hag. -burst out laughing- Tam: MOM\!\!\! THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS\!

24. (Fag Hag) (6↑, 6↓)
A woman who happens to have a large collection of gay males for friends.

Tina is such a fag hag.

25. (fag hag) (18↑, 18↓)
a gay man's best female friend. i high honor granted to a gay amn's best female friend...A GAY MAN'S FEMALE FRIEND/KINDRED SPIRIT..WHO IS ALWAYS THERE FOR HIM AND IS NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT SHE IS HIS FRIEND NO MATTER WHERE OR WHO SHE IS WITH...

I HAVE HAD MY FAG HAG FOR ALMOST 22 YEARS NOW.. YOU WILL KNOW IF YOU HAVE A FAG HAG ESPECIALLY IF EHR NAME IS CYNTHIA GILMORE AND IS FROM LYON MOUNTAIN NEW YORK,,,,I LOVE YOU

Author: kindred spirit http://fag-hag.urbanup.com/3232962
26. (Fag Hag) (6↑, 7↓)
A woman that hangs around gay people.

That woman is always hanging out at the gay bar. Yeah, she's a fag hag.

27. (Fag Hag) (0↑, 3↓)
An Old rotten looking female that smokes

"did ya see that one isabel she's a proper fag hag"

28. (fag hag) (5↑, 9↓)
Proper Noun: Typically, this title is bestowed to an ugly and/or fat girl who has been systematically rejected by nearly all non-gay males for a significant portion of her life. To those who do not fit the aforementioned demographic, some other psychological or emotional problem has likely manifested itself, causing normal romantic developments with non gay males to become problematic at best. To counteract this state of affairs, the fag hag attaches herself to homosexual males (normally of the extreme flamer variety). Psychosocial data suggests that this is a passive relationship that begins out of fear of rejection, but can often progress to full blown dementia, dullusional or irrational behavior patterns, or obsessive compulsion. Though not an officially recognized neurological or psychological disorder by the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders), hundreds of case studies documenting the behavior have been submitted to the American Medical Association and the American Psychological Association for further review. As of this writing (NOV 2010), no official response has been issued by these governing bodies, but many speculate that fear of social stigma or notions of political correctness have acted as a significant barrier to further study.

Psychiatrist: "So how long have you been acting as a fag hag"? Patient: "I am not a fag hag, and that term offends me. I just choose to surround myself with only gay men. Your obviously nothing but a homophobe. It is you who have the problem......"

29. (Fag Hag) (1↑, 7↓)
A scottish term for a woman that hangs around with gay men. Fag- a scottish term for homosexual Hag- woman

"Have you seen her, she's a fag hag."

Author: Danielle Mckenzie http://fag-hag.urbanup.com/3732457
30. (Fag Hag) (31↑, 37↓)
a woman who finds friendship in a gay man or gay men.

My girl Heather D. has got to be the best fag hag in the whole wide world. Grace from Will and Grace is a role model to any young women out there hoping to be a fag hag.

Author: ANDREW the GREAT :) http://fag-hag.urbanup.com/1774035
31. (fag hag) (7↑, 25↓)
one that is best friends, usually the best friend is a female, to a male gay person.

Derik and his fag hag went out to the club last night.

32. (fag hag) (19↑, 37↓)
A gay man's best friend. Girl that is openly supportive of their gay friend.

The girl that goes to prom with their gay best friend. The fag hag went to prom with her gay best friend.

Author: Dark Moon Princess http://fag-hag.urbanup.com/2627296
33. (fag hag) (60↑, 78↓)
A very sensitive and caring woman who accepts the emontions expressed by a gay man as sincere and not loaded with a sexual adgenda.

Doris Day and Rock Hudson

34. (fag hag) (2↑, 21↓)
an older, less attractive (or not attractive at all) childless lesbian

her myspace says she wants to meet a woman and settle down and have kids, like anyone would mate with such a fag hag

Author: cheaptrickrick http://fag-hag.urbanup.com/4420124
35. (fag hag) (17↑, 40↓)
A fag hag is a woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men. FROM www.subversiveminds.com/gear/faghag.htm

Julie is a fag hag, she just loves hanging out with John and Steve.

36. (fag hag) (25↑, 50↓)
A fat, heterosexual woman who constantly hangs out, sometimes sleeps with her gay male friends. Often the fat female was an outsider anyway to her own straight culture because of her fatness. Unable to get many men in the straight world she befriends the ultimate cute boy. He is stylish, funny, fun and sometimes clever and a hell of a partier. They spend all their time together going to bars and late at night when neither has been chosen by others they go home together after the bar closes and have sex. Some faghags have died from AIDS because of this. While "faghag" ryhmes we should not forget the word hag means ugly. Originally the faghag was not so attractive. Maybe now in 2008 the meaning of faghag may include an stunningly, attractive woman hanging out with a gay man but back in the 1980's it was not so.

The fag hag had so much fun with her friend Derek that she sometimes forgot she was unpopular in the regular, straight world.

37. (Fag hag) (46↑, 72↓)
a straight woman who knows what creeps straight guys can be, so she only parties and drinks with gay men because they love her and she knows they won't take advantage of her if she drinks and they will take care of her and dance with her at the bar.

*Casanova(straight dude) hits on Jane and puts his hand up her skirt while dancing* Jane: Help me you guys Nick(her fag): Hey, babydoll let's go to the bathroom for a little bit\! *grabs her hand* Jane: ok, thanks, that was weird... Jane is a fag hag.

Author: Virgin Princess http://fag-hag.urbanup.com/1418166
38. (fag hag) (24↑, 52↓)
an overweight (fat) girl who spends most of her days with gay boys because straight boys aren't attracted to her. she has a lot of confidence and high self-esteem because her fags always compliment her and say that she's pretty (even tho through other peoples eyes, she's really not attractive). she's the center of attention at clubs and parties and all the fags want to dance with her and get her drunk. sometimes (most of the time) the fag hag falls in love with her fag because he knows her in and out and understands her the most. also when she's intoxicated she has a habit of making out with gay boys and at times hookin up with them (getting fingered, wackin off the fag, and rarely sex but it happens) then in some rare cases a fag hag gets pregnant by a fag and says its from a straight boy cause they dont wanna look stupid. also a fag hag gets jealous when her fag hangs out with other gurls without her, or those that she doesn't know. a fag hags life is complicated because she can't fit in with the straight crowd and only feels comfortable with the fags, but unfortunately the gay world is not stable so she tries her best to stay in the loop of things so that she doesnt get replaced by a newer, younger, prettier, or somewat skinnier fag hag.

fag 1:did u hear about that fag hag who got pregnant? fag 2:yeah i heard it's from a gay boy. fag 1:she says its from a straight boy, but no straight guy would wanna do her, she's an ugly fat fag hag. fag: ur my favorite fag hag fag hag: im ur only fag hag and i cant live without u cause without u im nothing but a fat desperate loser trying to fit into society.

Author: retired fag hag http://fag-hag.urbanup.com/1947102
39. (fag hag) (38↑, 69↓)
A female who has close platonic relationships with homosexual men, often because she has trouble with relationships with heterosexual men. Fag hags often, over time, get delusional impressions of straight men from their gay friends and get confused as to why straight men don't act like their gay friends. This leads to even more relationship troubles for the woman, as her idea of the "ideal man" shifts to the homosexual man. Being a fag hag is generally a phase for women, and it passes as they determine what a straight man can actually give them and what they want out of a straight man.

Jamie is such a fag hag; her and Damien are always together. She wonders why she can't get Bill to like her when she expects him to act like Damien but still be attracted to her.

40. (fag hag) (42↑, 75↓)
Usually an overweight female with too much make up, perfume and no self esteem. Runs with gay guys for the attention. Always hoping for a gay guy to "cure". The reason why they have men only gay bars.

Most fag hags think gay guys are an easy lay.

41. (fag hag) (36↑, 70↓)
Usually an overweight female with too much make up, perfume and no self esteem. Runs with gay guys for the attention. Always hoping for a gay guy to "cure". The reason why they have men only gay bars.

Most fag hags think gay guys are an easy lay.

42. (fag hag) (45↑, 80↓)
1. a male homosexual in a woman's body. 2. An apparently straight woman of low sex drive who subconciously desires to be a gay man. Rarely does the deep seated fantasy to be a gay man reach the concious level but is generally manifested as non-sexual intimacy with a homosexual male partner. Rarely, if ever, do fag hags pursue gender re-assignement surgery as to do so would fulfill the fantasy; and an integral part of the fag hag identity is the frustration inherent in her fantasy. And to do so would create the assumed requirement of sexual intimacy with a gay man. Generally, but not always, used disparagingly

The fag hag anticipated going on the vacation and having Jeff all to herself away from the distraction of all his gay beddies.

43. (fag hag) (27↑, 66↓)
A woman who has more gay male friends than others, leaving a shortage of fags.

Jennifer: Wanna go to the mall? Dina: No sorry I'm already going with Richard tonight and tommmorow with Cliff. Jennifer: You are such a fag hag you fucking bitch\! Give me one of them\! Dina: No way\!

Author: Insane Nu Yawka http://fag-hag.urbanup.com/1373318
44. (fag hag) (48↑, 88↓)
A fat or otherwise ugly female who associates with loser gay men. She is shunned by all gay men with any dignity or self-respect.

I'm such a fag hag, I love gay men\!

45. (fag hag) (45↑, 86↓)
A girl who drools over gay men and their sex lives.

"OMG UR SO HOT" "*makeout with a guy* Shut the fuck up bitch, you ain't got no chance with me."

46. (fag hag) (16↑, 64↓)
a woman who sprung forth from the clutches of a gay man to learn how to suck cock, put on make-up, walk in heels, talk filthy to put off any desireable straight man (cause any desireable straight man is probably gay any way). Whose hair and make-up get bigger and brighter as the years of alcohol wear in. Suffers from moments of hysteria and self-delusion...often. Loves kids but only if they can match and fit into her luggage. Enjoys bon bons (probably too much). Listens to George Michael, and can use the word MARY as a noun, verb, adjective, pronoun, insult, compliment, and prayer all at the same time...that ladies and gentlemen is a fag hag.

Elizabeth Taylor=Fag hag

47. (fag hag) (55↑, 104↓)
an overweight (fat) girl who spends most of her days with gay boys because straight boys aren't attracted to her. she has a lot of confidence and high self-esteem because her fags always compliment her and say that she's pretty (even tho through other peoples eyes, she's really not attractive). she's the center of attention at clubs and parties and all the fags want to dance with her and get her drunk. sometimes (most of the time) the fag hag falls in love with her fag because he knows her in and out and understands her the most. also when she's intoxicated she has a habit of making out with gay boys and at times hookin up with them (getting fingered, wackin off the fag, and rarely sex but it happens) then in some rare cases a fag hag gets pregnant by a fag and says its from a straight boy cause they dont wanna look stupid. also a fag hag gets jealous when her fag hangs out with other gurls without her, or those that she doesn't know. a fag hags life is complicated because she can't fit in with the straight crowd and only feels comfortable with the fags, but unfortunately the gay world is not stable so she tries her best to stay in the loop of things so that she doesnt get replaced by a newer, younger, prettier, or somewat skinnier fag hag.

fag 1:did u hear about that fag hag who got pregnant? fag 2:yeah i heard it's from a gay boy. fag 1:she says its from a straight boy, but no straight guy would wanna do her, she's an ugly fat fag hag. fag: ur my favorite fag hag fag hag: im ur only fag hag and i cant live without u cause without u im nothing but a fat desperate loser trying to fit into society.

Author: retired fag hag http://fag-hag.urbanup.com/1948670
48. (fag hag) (56↑, 105↓)
A temporary condition usually afflicting young, urban, immature western females. This conditions lasts from a couple of months to a couple of years. Ask any homosexual, they come, they go. A few months of the empty, gay lifestyle will serve as a growing experience and the fag hag will mature and move on to "grown up" relationships.

Bruce: Hey Brian, new fag hag? What happend to your last hag, Lisa? Brian: Lisa was a few hags ago. Now she is married and has a good job. Bruce: Oh, well... I never liked here anyway. Brian: Yea, shes such a bitch.

49. (fag hag) (29↑, 78↓)
The term fag-hag stretches from women who simply enjoy the company of gay men, to those who fall in love with gay men, and even those who try to “Convert” gay men into straight men. There are even situations in which Straight Women and Gay Men marry and live happy lives together.

Friendship: Maria (hetero) likes to be with Tom (gay) all the time. They are "Safe" because each party knows that the relationship is just friendship. She is a fag hag. Love: Sarah usually falls in love with gay men. She is a fag hag. Converters: Pat is always annoying Mike to convert and become hetero. Mike is very pissed off. She is a fag hag.

50. (fag hag) (69↑, 123↓)
a heterosexual female who wastes way too much time time, energy, and empathy on gay men. she'll typically fall in love with him only to eventual be disappointed, she's usually self-righteous in regards to assuming that because her twink thinks like her, then that would mean he's superior to a sraight man.....Fucking confused\!\!\!

Helen wishes all men would be more like Bruce... because then it would make having sexual relationships with men much easier... but since she's not having sex with Bruce because he's too cock-crazed, perhaps she's yet another emotionally confused girl who wants to change the world before she understands it...throw a stone in any direction and you'll hit one...

51. (Fag hag) (54↑, 109↓)
A woman who can't find a straight person to date so she hangs around with the gays

That girl over there the one with [carpet legs] is such a fag hag

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52. (Fag Hag) (39↑, 95↓)
A straight female who has an unusually strong desire to befriend gay men. If you were alarmed by or made curious by others' definitions often including an explanation concerning the woman's general unattractiveness, please read the following: In my personal experience, having been to a few gay parties myself, there is an overwhelming (100%, so far) tendency for the straight girls at the party who strongly befriend the gay guys to be rather unattractive, in one way or another. None I have spoken with, and I am a very curious and outspoken person, have had an easy time with straight guys.

A woman who chooses to have unusually significant friendships with gay men.

53. (fag hag) (12↑, 70↓)
A woman who frequents gay bars because she is so attractive she does not need to be hit on by drunk straight men to boost her ego, thus she finds it an irritating distraction from a night of hanging out with her equally radiant friends. Often is confused for the "Lesbian friend" of a gay man, however the distinction should be an easy one since the "Lesbian friend" is 150 pounds heavier then the "Fag Hag" and usually sports a mustache.

Drunk Guy: Hey, lookit that fat, ugly fag hag\! Less Drunk Guy: You mean the one sucking face with that stubby lumberjack? Drunk Guy: Yeah. Hey is that two women? Less Drunk Guy: I don't think that's a fag hag.

54. (Fag Hag) (71↑, 136↓)
A woman, usually overweight, who almost exclusively seeks the company of gay men, often mistaking their friendship for a romantic relationship. They have a defective gaydar.

Rhonda was shocked to walk in on Steve and his boyfriend Brian in bed, thinking all this time Steve didn't try to have sex with her because he was just a nice guy.

55. (fag hag) (25↑, 100↓)
a female who is abnormally friendly and loyal to a homosexual, usually copying everything the homosexual does, and in extreme cases, my even [word]switch teams[word]

dude 1:dude, mallory only switched teams cause she's matt's fag hag dude 2: yeah, but she's still really fucking hot\! dude 1: no shit\!

56. (fag hag) (85↑, 189↓)
A woman, usually ugly and/or fat, who, due to the fact that she receives no attention from heterosexual men, desires to be around gay men. This behavior is usually acompanied by growing frustration and bitterness toward heterosexual men. Does not necessarily lead to lesbianism, yet can be a significant precursor. Avoid at all costs.
Related: gay, fag, fruit fly, lesbian, hag, queer, homosexual, dyke, homo, straight, gaydar, faghag, faggot, fairy collector, metrosexual, bitch, friend, lesbro, queer dear, sex, beard, fag-hag, fairy princess, dutch boy, fairy godmother, heterosexual, butch, fagnet, slut, whore, bull dyke, man, stag hag, woman, women, best friend, cunt, douche, fag hags, fag stag
Last updated: 2012.02.29

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